Margot Robbie Makes the Belly Button Piercing Red-Carpet Appropriate

Margot Robbie has declared: Barbiecore is dead. I’m not sure what the cause was. Perhaps Barbie herself caught sight of a flat shoe or perhaps someone said the word no to her in a raised voice, but I think her appearance at the Los Angeles premiere of Saltburn might have had something to do with it. That is because she wore custom Schiaparelli couture in a shade of brown never before seen in a Malibu beach house.

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Barbie’s brain—which has been trained to register only the most vibration-raising colors of pink—would have short-circuited at the deliberate deshabille of the nude illusion corset and the louche sex appeal of Robbie’s unbuttoned waistband. And I don’t think the trompe l’oeil navel piercing would have been much help. It would have rattled her nervous system and confused her plastic synapses.

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